Top 21 from the last few wks

Ok my peeps. This is going to be a quick rundown. I know it's been like forever. Ya know what real life is like. So yeah.

1.) my cats seem to think my tub is a potty pan.
2.) they also think my feet are chew toys.
3.) our alpha male cat, neeko is now fixed. yay! altho he's not happy about it and still wants outside constantly.
4.) the monster is being true to its name. so now everyone's using the laptop till i get the pucker back online. oh joy. altho i have enjoyed watching mom get bac k online. but she's addicted to farmville. like what facebook is and that she can watch missed shows online, like lost or dollhouse or smallvile. (and the list goes on.)
5.) i should shut up becuz i am addicted to writing and reading fanfic.
6.)started messaging sis on facebook and it has gone surprisingly well.
7.) facebook and twitter are evil.
8.) found out security guard at our park is shooting cats with pellit gun. that explains the giant hole in neeko's head that prompted the snip snip.
9.) neeko looks out my bedroom window longingly at the outdoors and howls. but he can't go out till he heals. so i respond to the howling by saying, "i love you, neeko." and i shit you not, folks. his response sounds exactly like "noooooooooo!" as in no i don't love him becuz i'm keeping him inside.
10.) my bro can really cook.
11.) it's really weird watching myself on video. but i find myself to be oddly funny.
12.) on book 4 of the trublood series and epi nine of the show. yay me!
13.) seriously considering accepting that wireless mouse from d. becuz this thing likes to scroll on its own among other things. hey, when my moms is on and she's complaining, it's bad k?
14. ) trying to figure out how to transfer my fic to my mp3 player.step one covert word to text. got it. haven't tried step 2 yet becuz pc's are evil and i don't feel like swearing over and over right now. which is what i did yesterday trying to complete both step 1 and 2.
15.) the site i keep trying to get my flash drive from so i don't have to store everything on the laptops hard drive refuses toet me pick a state.
16.) amazingly, i did figure out how to drag and drop with the mouse pad, which is a 2 handed operation. but i was damned determined becuz i can't blog or post fics without copying & pasting.
17.) haven't bought a new cell phone yet. i'm still punishing myself over my own stupidity.
18.) watched the amazing race epi 1 online becuz i missed it on sun. i was playing farmville. thanks mom!
19.) almost punched the monster yesterday morning.
20.) reinjured my toe.
21.) epi 9 of venice was good. it keeps getting better in fact.